It gets harder to cross your legs in a big comfy chair
It gets harder to not get a headache when staring at the PC it makes cigarettes a martyr
It makes water smarter
It makes you appreciate music
It takes you farther
It takes it easy
It makes life cheesy
It damns It to hell
It says to fall down the well
Its harder to wake up
It has to piss in a cup
It hurts to run
Its to much fun
It laughs at the picture
It reads scripture
It keeps clean for…what?
It dies like a slut
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I like this one
Especially the part about it being harder to wake up, so true.