Yellow mustard is possibly the greatest invention ever. It is made from the ground seeds of a mustard plant, and it is the only mustard that is least likely to make the eyes water or inflame ones nasal passages. That and it’s FUCKING DE-LISH! Seriously, when I was a kid I hated it and now I could gargle it. I’m just mad about mustard. It could be the only condiment in my abode and I would suffer no doldrums.
Here is a poem that hath been inspired by mustard:
Symbiotic appleseed Johnny loveless
Morose torso low forty duckets
Pension guaranteed sinister cooperation
Member at attention in a yellow situation
Smarty mouth
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Posted by David Keene 
